This RS Q8 should be penalized for driving while still parked. Why? Because this is the only chance to approach her legally without using coercive means. Why the penalty? Well, 700bhp in a tin version of a blue whale somehow breaks down its neck by itself, right?
There’s no way you can try the charm of the ABT Power Performance Upgrade, which turns 441 kW / 600 hp into (over) 515 kW / 700 hp at 880 Nm.
This car, even in the non-tuned version, has little to do with logic and common sense, but when someone has to tune it already – why stop at 700 hp?
To be clear – 700 bhp was OK in 1994 in a Lotus Mugen-Honda F1 car with a V10 engine, but the Lotus was 515 kg – and was driven by experts like Zanardi, Sala and Herbert … significantly more experts than the future owners of this beautiful blue monsters…